About me

I am a Keasberry. And damn proud of it.

Yo guys, just thought I’d get on the bandwagon and post up this detail-oriented list about myself. I personally don’t really like these lists, but I thought I’d give it a try and put my own spin on the answers.

I recently updated this list (Sept 2007) since it’s linked by the Keasberry family website.

- Details -

FIRST NAME: Chester
LAST NAME: Keasberry
BIRTHDAY: December 7th, 1982
CURRENT LOCATION: Brunei
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: Duh… At home.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM: Brunei
EYE COLOUR: Dark brown
HAIR COLOUR: Very dark brown, nigh black.
RIGHTHANDED?: Last time I checked… though I think I started off left-handed, but my mom made me write with my right.
ZODIAC: Sagittarius, but who believes in that nonsense anyway?
YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES? Neither, but sometimes I think it’d be pretty cool to wear them…
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Pain. Any kind of creepy-crawly. Especially the kind that can hurt me. I also don’t like injections either, be it getting, giving or watching someone give or get. Oh, and old naked hairy fat guys.
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN: Anyone who fulfills my emotional needs and matches my fetishes. I’m particular partial to belly-buttons. ^_^;;
YOUR FUTURE KIDS’ NAMES: They keep changing every so often. Most recently, I like name like Naomi and Micah and Stephen and Cody and Keith.
YOUR BEST FRIENDS? What IS a “best friend” anyway? I have different kinds of friends, and I love ‘em all hehe. But yeah, I do have a few in mind that I’d like to be best friends with. I’m talking to you, Ron.
YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? Umm… nope. Hate is a strong word. Sure I’ve said “I hate you”, but never really meant it.

- Favourites -

ICE CREAM: Doesn’t matter. Whatever flavour is heaven. Though plain ol’ vanilla will always be classic.
DINNER: My taste ranges, but I like my food tasty. Nothing bland. Ick!
VEGETABLE: Broccoli! Yummy… and some of the Chinese ones, like baby kai lan.

FASTFOOD: McDonald’s! Oh, and I adore Burger King and Subway.
MEAT: Lamb Chops *drool* and I love pork. But chicken is my fave, I think.
SWEETS: Werther’s Original. Simply beautiful…

BEVERAGE: Easy Way! w00t! and Bundaberg. Great stuff.
MOVIE: Check out my flixster! Check Yeah, man!
ACTRESS: Meg Ryan / Julie Andrews
ACTOR: Tom Hanks / Jack Black
PLACE TO VISIT: I don’t fancy myself a traveller. Wanna bring me? Anyone?
JEWELLERY: One or two silver rings. That’s it.
SPORT: Don’t play ‘em. If I had to pick one, it’d be badminton.
NUMBER: Umm… 7?
ANIMAL: Whatever’s cute and fluffy.
BRAND OF SHOES: Nike Free
PERFUME/COLOGNE:

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SUBJECT: My linguistic penchant compels me to state that my ideal subject would be English.
POSSESSION: My Playstation 2!
FEMALE SINGER: Sarah McLachlan
MALE SINGER: Pre-controversy Michael Jackson…
BAND: Don’t really have a favourite band.
CURRENT SONG: The Sound of Music

- Have You… -

LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? Yep. *Cue “Have You Ever” by Brandy*
RAN AWAY FROM HOME? Nope, that’s sad.
BROKEN A BONE? Again, no. Thank God…
CHEATED ON TEST? Who hasn’t?
SKIINNY-DIPPED? Once or twice. *Blush*
PLAYED STRIP POKER: Once or twice. *Blush*
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? Definitely.
FLASHED SOMEONE? *Ahem* Moving along…
MOONED SOMEONE: *Ahem* Moving along some more…
KISSED SOMEONE YOU DIDN’T KNOW? I should just keep moving, shouldn’t I?
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? Nope. Was almost beat up once though.
RODE IN A POLICE CAR? In front or back? But no haha.
BEEN ON A PLANE? Of course!
COME CLOSE TO DYING? Almost cracked my head open on a concrete floor once.
BEEN IN A SAUNA? Oh yeah. Hot steamy nudity… Meeheehee.
GOT ANYTHING PIERCED? Nope. I don’t like needles, remember?

- What Do You Think About… -

ABORTION? Murder. But its a personal decision, I guess.
COUNTRY MUSIC? Some songs are good… But not those “weird lyrics” ones.
CLASSICAL MUSIC? Oh, love it. Slap on some Luciano Pavarotti or Charlotte Church!
OLDIES? Classics never die.
AMUSEMENT PARKS? I’m not a thrill-seeker… The amusement would probably be for those people who watch me shriek in terror like a little schoolgirl.

- What Is… -

YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM? Don’t believe in luck.
WORST SONG U EVER HEARD? Blue by Eiffel 65
MOST EMBARRASSING CD? Not sure…
YOUR BEDROOM LIKE? Small, cool, and all mine.

- Are You A… -

VEGETARIAN? What are you, nuts? Vegetarians are deprived and insane. It’s a disease… You know, like meat-anorexia or something.
GOOD STUDENT? Sometimes when I feel the studious urge.
DRIVER? You know it, baby!
GOOD AT SPORTS? Hardly.
GOOD STORYTELLER? Umm… are you talkin’ liar, or Aesop?
GOOD TALKER? Oh yeah. Given the right topic…

- Have You Ever Had… -

CHICKENPOX? Yeah, on Christmas day no less. That was a sucky Christmas, I can tell you that.
SORE THROAT? DUH!
STITCHES? Yep. On my chin. Can’t remember how many, but the cover bandage made me look like I had a snowy white beard.
BLOODY NOSE? Very seldom. I did pick my nose too hard once though. Ouch.
CANCER? No! Choi!!!!
SURGERY? Does circumcision count? ^_^;;
SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR FAMILY SAY THEY LOVE YOU? Yep. Love the feeling.
SOMEONE PUNCH YOU? For fun, yeah, all the time.

- Do You… -

ENJOY PARKS? Depends on the park.
ENJOY SHOPPING: If I got the money, yeah. But not like a woman. I buy what I want straightaway. I don’t dilly-dally and browse.
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yeah, and have kids too!
LIKE TO SING: Definitely. I love singing.
LIKE TO DANCE: Not usually. I suppose it depends on who I’m with. I’m one of those guys that stands at the wall, bobbing my head and looking cool. Though there was that time at that club in Singapore…
HAVE A CRUSH: All the time! I suffer from constant emotional horniness.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: What does that even mean? But I guess I do. Sometimes. Maybe. I dunno… Do I?

- Would You… -

EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? Nope. Now, a cooked hamster…
GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET? Yeah sure. They’ve kinda grown up.
GET ANYTHING PIERCED? Nope. I have enough natural holes in my body without any artificial ones being made. Might maybe get a tattoo someday though.
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND, WHICH PEOPLE WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU? My friends. And Chuck Noland from Cast Away.
YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE, WHAT 2 THINGS WOULD YOU COLLECT? I’d shove everything into one big bag and carry that! HAH! Oh, and my PS2 as well.
IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU A SMALL PART IN A MOVIE WOULD YOU ACCEPT? Yeah sure. Then I’d go to the premiere and scream when my scene comes out, “Hey, I know that guy!!”
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? None. Nope, no nicknames here. No one calls me funny names. Nope, not me.

- Which Do You Prefer? -

PEPSI OR COCA-COLA: Pepsi. Less gas, better sugar-high.
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING: Burger King, of course!
SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Whatever the situation calls for.
ADIDAS OR NIKE: Nike. But only because of Nike Free.
LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA: Umm… we’re talking about tea?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Both. Whatever flavour, remember?
CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Coffee is coffee. Except Nescafe. Nescafe is sh!t.

- In The Past Month Have You… -

DRANK ALCOHOL: Yeah. Malibu Rum. Yummy.
MOKED: Nope.
DONE DRUGS: Nope.
HAD SEX: Nope. Actually, wait…… Umm… nope.
MADE OUT: Oooooooh…. nope.
GONE ON A DATE: I don’t go on dates. *sob*
GONE TO THE MALL: Yep, Brunei’s only official Mall.
EATEN AN ENTIRE BOX OF OREOS: You calling me FAT?!
EATEN SUSHI: Nope, but I absolutely can’t wait to again. Love it. UNAGI! *Droooool*
BEEN ON STAGE: Does church count?
BEEN DUMPED: Nope. My last was a long time ago. Lousy B!+(#… Kidding, I’m kidding!
GONE SKATING: Not in ages.
MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: Nope. Only a long time ago. Not the best in the world, but yeah.
GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Wasn’t this already asked? But not in the last month, no.
DYED YOUR HAIR: No.
STOLEN ANYTHING: Umm… no. And dear Lord, was reading someone else’s answer to this question and I thought she said she stole her brother’s penis (It was pens, by the way ^_^;;).

- Firsts -

FIRST BEST FRIEND: a guy named Andrew Yong. Met him in Primary One.
FIRST REAL KISS: *Points* What’s that?! *Runs away*
FIRST JOB: No real jobs yet.
FIRST SCREEN NAME: Schmuck.
FIRST FUNERAL: One of my grandfathers’.
FIRST PET: Dog. Mongrel, I think.
FIRST PIERCING/TATTOO: Never got either.
FIRST CREDIT CARD: I wish. $CHA-CHING$! Amazon, here I come!
FIRST ENEMY: I’m not hostile or belligerent. I’ll bash anyone who says otherwise!
FIRST BIG TRIP: Can’t remember.
FIRST PLAY/MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: Ooh, I remember this one! I was in a Mexican dance once when I was a kid.

- Lasts -

LAST CIGARETTE: Doo dee doo…
LAST GOOD CRY: Cry? Pfffft!
LAST MOVIE SEEN: Dragon Tiger Gate. Whoa, good stuff…
LAST BOOK READ: Just finished The High Lord.
LAST BEVERAGE DRANK: Milk. Low fat!
LAST FOOD CONSUMED: Some sweet crunchy peanut snack thingy. I dunno.
LAST PHONE CALL MADE: I ain’t a phone person.
LAST SMS SENT: To my cousin.
LAST TV SHOW WATCHED: CSI. Wicked show.
LAST TIME SHOWERED: Just now. I love showers… The cascading water… *Ahem*
LAST SHOES WORN: My trusty Nike Frees.